Lately Lindsay Lohan has been seen with various pieces of candy in her mouth. It’s widely known that people trying to get off of drugs often use candy as a way to substitute for what they were shoving up their noses, swallowing (even if it’s the semen of a hundred men) or smoking. I just wanted to tell Lindsay that if she runs out of candy, I’d be more than happy to lend her my cock to suck on; its due for a tune up.